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Greene Grape Provisions

Brooklyn, New York
18 out of 3691 votes (0.5%)

Why we’re declaring our independence

This summer strange phenomena surface around the globe. The skies ignite. Nonartisanal food races through the world's major cities. As these extraordinary events unfold, it becomes increasingly clear that a force of incredible magnitude has arrived; its mission: total bland tastelessness over the Fourth of July weekend. The last hope to stop the destruction is an unlikely group of Cheesemongers united by fate, La Querica and the proscuitto of happiness. Welcome to "Ham Independence Day"